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You want to fight me?
I was waiting in line at McDonald's so I could get a McRib when I accidentally bumped into the woman behind me. I turned to say I was sorry and my apology was met with a very intense glare. It kind of freaked me out a bit so I turned back around and waited for the line to move. The woman kept clearing her throat very loudly until it became rather obvious that she was trying to get my attention. I turned back around and looked at her.

“What are you looking at, girl?” she snarled at me before I could say anything.

“I'm looking at you.”

“You want to fight me?”

“YOU BET I DO!” I bellowed back, catching her completely off guard.

She didn't know what to say. The girl looked a little intimidating, but most of it stemmed from her face and attitude rather than her physique. She didn't want to lose her cool so she quickly resumed her tough-girl shtick and readied for a fight.

“Alright, we doing this now?” She asked.

“NOW!!!!!!!” I screamed as loud as I could before launching into a Japanese anime style lunge, the entire backdrop of McDonald's changing into a colored beam-like background. My fist connected with the girl and launched her through the ceiling and into the sky. She landed 4 blocks away. Everyone cheered and I got my McRib for free. It was a good day. Just as I sat down to eat it, someone wanted to take my picture. I asked what their camera was and they replied that it was the best camera ever invented, the Bell and Howell Z10T Zoom Touch 10MP Touchscreen Digital Camera.

Product Features:
10 megapixels
3x optical zoom
32 MB internal memory, expandable with memory card (not included)
Automatic face detection
Built-in flash
Programmed auto exposure
9 frame options
Voice recorder
Voice memo in images
Built-in image editing
PictBridge enabled
USB 2.0 output

What You Get:
Bell and Howell Z10T Zoom Touch 10MP Touchscreen Digital Camera (Choice of Black or Silver)
USB Cable
Carrying Case
User Manual
Batteries
Installation CD

New Retail Packaging
1 Year Warranty