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"Oh, you lost your cell phone contacts in the storm, now did you? Well, remember that Instant Cell Phone Back Up I got you on our first week anniversary...?? BUSTED!"
You know those people in life that you go to every extent just to avoid them? Yes, we’re talking about the nagging co-worker who thinks that he’s your best friend, that horse-toothed one time date who is convinced that your dinner and the Chicken Shack meant that you were going to marry her, and even your kid neighbor that you bought cookies from once who is sure that you moved in next door to fill the male void that his absentee father left behind when he ran off with the circus in pursuit of a seal training career. I  know the feeling that you can’t shake. That one that makes you feel like you are going to be stalked for the rest of forever, never to be given another spare moment to breath let alone brush your teeth without one of those annoying heads popping up in your mirror with you. I mean what could be worse than a crazy stalker woman or coworker making their way in to your house to watch you sleep and brush your teeth? And if that woman and co-worker are rolled into one…?? Rest assured you have my prayers.

Now I know all the tricks in the trade. Whether I’ve been the avoider or the avoidee, that’s none of your gosh darn business. Just know that if you ever talk to Pamela Duncan about the tree house incident, she is a freaking liar!! Got that? I had that sleeping bag up there for other reasons than what she thought ok? Good. Now I’ve been through it all “oh sorry I missed your fifty-billion phone calls and texts. I was busy taking the longest bubble bath of my life. It’s funny that I just got out the minute you decided to call me from a blocked number. No I most definitely didn’t only pick up because I didn’t think you would ever grow the brains to dial *67” or “I was camping and I had no reception, then I thought that I almost lost my fingers to a bear attack and it was days before I got over the post-traumatic stress syndrome enough to use my finger to call you”.

Perhaps the best goes something like this “My phone broke and I lost all my contacts. Of course I couldn’t call you!” Everyone who has used that excuse or has had it used on them knows that the effectiveness of the statement is not only hurtful but useless. How could you not have memorized her number? Who do you think that you are not memorizing my – I mean her number? How do you expect to mentor that kid next door or catch Tuesday night foosball tournaments with your good ole work pal if you are constantly breaking your phone? WINK. WINK. Well I can’t give you better advice than this. Whatever you do, do NOT accept the As Seen On TV Instant Cell Phone Back-Up that your stalker is probably going to give you as a gift in the next few days. The thing will have all your numbers backed up and it’ll look pretty suspicious if your mysteriously break both your cell phone and your back up in the same day. It sure felt weird to me when Pamela did that.

Product Features:
Keep all your cell phone contacts at your fingertips with the As Seen On TV Instant Cell Phone Back-Up.
With this contact back-up device there is no need to spend hours manually inputting lost info in your cell phone again.
The As Seen On TV Instant Cell Phone Back-Up copies all your cell phone numbers at the touch of a button and can also transfer contacts to any other supported phone regardless of carrier, brand or model.

What You Get:
As Seen On TV Instant Cell Phone Back-Up
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1 Year Warranty