Product Description
Did you steal my mp3 player?
I was being put on the spot by some annoying girl in my class. Apparently she lost her mp3 player, probably because she lacks the brain capacity to remember simple things like where she left expensive items or the sum of six and three, and is accusing me of stealing it because I showed up to school the next day with the same kind of mp3 player. I was particularly annoyed that she chose to address this issue now, as I was scrambling to finish my math homework before class started.
“So did you steal it?” she sassed. Oh, she was a sassy one.
“No, now go away I'm busy and you smell like you walked into Bath and Body Works and tried everything on before coming here,” I snapped right back. I don't take things from people like that.
Unfortunately for me, this is the kind of girl that doesn't back down when she knows she is wrong. I tried as hard as I could to multitask math homework and talking to this girl. She took an opportunity while my eyes were fixated on a factorial to snatch the mp3 player off my desk.
“OK, so if you didn't steal my mp3 player, why is 'Happy Birthday Tina! Love, Mom' engraved on the back?”
“Sometimes my mother calls me Tina, have you ever heard of a nickname?”
“Your name is Jonathan,”
“Yes, and my mother sometimes wishes I was a girl so she calls me Tina. I hate it more than anything.”
She walked away from my desk, mp3 player in hand, without responding to me. Well, I guess I'll just have to steal it again later. For now, math homework.
“Hey you jerk!” Tina was back, “You took all my songs off and replaced them with Slayer songs!”
***Please note that this is NOT an Apple iPod***
Product Features:
16 GB capacity for 4000 songs, 14,000 photos, or 16 hours of video.
Up to 24 hours of music playback or 4 hours of video playback when fully charged.
2-inch LCD with blue-white LED backlight and 320-by-240-pixel resolution.
Supported audio formats: AAC, Protected AAC, MP3, MP3 VBR, Audible, Apple Lossless, AIFF, and WAV.
Supported video formats: H.264, MPEG-4; Supported image file types: JPEG, BMP, GIF, TIFF, PSD (Mac only), and PNG.
What You Get:
New DCX Nano MP4 Player
USB Charger
Headphones
Manual
New Retail Pack
1 Year Warranty