Product Description
Do you want to lose weight?
Listen up, I've got the best weight loss idea the world has ever seen. It simply cannot be beaten in any way by any other kind of diet. Literally. If you try to beat this diet, I will call you a cheat or a liar or a weight reduction surgeon's best friend/wife/son. Bottom line: there is no way around this. It is, without any shred of doubt, the most effective weight loss strategy I have ever come across. And it couldn't be easier. In fact, it requires literally no action on your part. Just don't eat.
If you don't eat, your body will start feeding off your fat reserves, making you weigh less. Just make sure that you don't put anything into your body at all. Not a single thing. Maybe water, depending on how much weight you need to lose, but that's it. Just stop eating until you are the weight you want to be. It's a lazy person's dream weight loss program! You know you can trust me, too! Remember when I lost all that weight? Hello...hello?
“I can't hear you anymore, too much background noise!”
Oh, that's right, forgot to turn on the noise assassin feature of my Jawbone PRIME Bluetooth Headset. Where was I? Oh yes, just don't eat until you reach your desired weight. It's a great strategy because not only is it free, but saves you money too! Think of all the money you spent on food, no more! If you're really adventurous, exercising can expedite your weight loss because the physical activity will make your body hungrier and, since you aren't giving it any food, it will ferociously feed on itself, turning you into a skinny you.
“Wow, this is incredible! I didn't know you were a doctor!”
I'm no doctor, I just spent a lot of time studying high school cheerleaders and college sorority girls, the world's experts in weight loss. They had some good ideas, but I don't recommend drinking as much beer as they do. But if you're into that, it makes that easier and cheaper too...just sayin'.
Product Features:
Jawbone has been able to eliminate real world noise better than any other headset because it is the only headset that can accurately separate speech from ambient noise.
Jawbone PRIME has even better background noise elimination than the previous generations. NoiseAssasin™ 2.0 delivers an order of magnitude improvement in the noisiest environments (6 to 9dB) extracting even more noise while keeping the user's voice natural.
Acoustic Voice Activity Detector (AVAD) provides a fail-safe mechanism when the Voice Activity Sensor (VAS) doesn't touch your face. When the VAS is not touching the face, Jawbone PRIME performs as good as or better than any other noise cancelling headset. When the VAS touches the face, you get the turbo-boost to the NoiseAssassin performance.
After solving NoiseAssassination in the most severe noise environments, Aliph focused its engineers on the task of eliminating the impact wind has on speech. With their strong background in Digital Signal Processing (DSP) techniques, the Aliph team developed a unique all digital Sensor Signal Fusion system to reduce wind noise.
Jawbone PRIME uses an algorithm that digitally fuses together the best audio from its two electret microphones (the clean preserved high-end frequencies of speech) and its patented Voice Activity Sensor (the low-end frequencies of speech) to create a single, natural sounding speech signal.
By leveraging some innovative DSP techniques and Jawbone's proprietary Voice Activity Sensor (VAS) to reconstruct the missing speech Aliph has implemented a wind solution that maintains award-winning design without having to apply a visually disruptive wind-sock or baffle to physically block the wind.
Integrates seamlessly into the user's lifestyle by providing comfort, customized fit and personal preference, and great, iconic aesthetics.
Compatible with most phones, including the iPhone 4.
What You Get:
Jawbone PRIME Bluetooth Headset (Lite Pack)
Factory Recertified
90 Day Warranty