Product Description
You just can't process me with a normal brain.
So let's say this, what are you supposed to do when you want to stop pretending to be less than what you really are? People are going to want to bring you down to your level because they're either too jealous or insecure to handle the fact that someone else has tiger blood and they don't. I've been winning my entire life, but now I'm tired. I'm tired of pretending that I'm not special.
Starting now I am going to stop all the lies. Because that's what they feel like, lies. I am the MUZEE Worldwide USB Internet Radio and, to be quite frank, I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. Not literal tiger blood, though, that's just a metaphor for the fact that I've got absolute rocket fuel running through my veins.
How do you know this? Well, every day of my life is just filled with wins. All I do is put wins in the record book. I win so radically in my underwear before my first cup of coffee, it's scary. I can transmit 13 thousand radio stations, from all over the world. How many can you get? Oh, I'll give you a second. OK, have an answer? It's alright, I knew before you did that it was zero. Sorry Middle America. I can get radio stations from Cuba. Have you ever been to Cuba? Are you even allowed in Cuba? Didn't think so. Doesn't stop me, though; I only have one speed, go. I'm an F-18, bro.
I'm willing to share my success with you, just don't ever expect to get to my level. Sure, you can listen to me, but you'll never be me. You could borrow my brain and after five seconds you'd be like, “Dude! Can't handle it!” You just can't handle the things I can. I'm on a drug, it's called MUZEE. It's not available because if you try it, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body. But I'll let you listen to radio stations. You don't need to pay monthly fees and you don't need to download anything because I don't need any help from anyone to be the best.
Product Features:
No Monthly Fees.
No Subscription Fees.
No Download Fees.
Compatible with any PC computer with internet access and system requirements: WIN98/2000/XP/VISTA.
Listen to over 13,000 worldwide internet radio stations you may not have known even existed!.
No discs or software to download -- just pop it into a free USB port. Easy to use interface and makes it speedy and simple.
Choose a country, city, genre or keyword and a list of available stations appears. Automatically updates as new stations appear. Save your favorites and record music to your PC.
What You Get:
MUZEE Internet Radio
New Retail Packaging
1 Year Warranty